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Friday, May 06, 2005

Theorem on Salary....

I was just playing one of my favorite activities when I'm bored it's called "next blog". It's an easy game to play and I'm positive I'm not the only one playing it. All you have to do is click on the "next blog" button provided you use blogger. I'm not sure if I should be worried about what I find or worried about the people who have time to find it out.


Theorem on Salary....
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and
scientists never earn
as much salary as business executives ,salespeople &
Management guys This
theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
equation based on the
following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)

Postulate 3:
(as every engineer knows):
Power =Work/Time

It therefore follows:

Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,

we have:

Knowledge =Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches Zero,

Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of
Work done.

Conclusion 1:

The Less you Know, the More you Make.

Conclusion 2:

This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more.
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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Herbal Pert

I always thought Herbal Pert was a shampoo but evidently he's some guy that plays a Trumpet. Herb Alpert. Jimminy Crickets I'm dense.

Herb Alpert Posted by Hello

Herbal Pert Posted by Hello
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Testaclese - The Big Happy Penis

Testaclese - The Big Happy Penis
Anytime I see people standing up to all this PC nonsense, I get that happy feeling deep in my soul. God I hate PC. Blacks call each other the N word all the time but if I call somebody the N word. I'm toast. My life would be ruined. Speech at one time used to be free but I'm afraid it's only free to those who follow the strict PC ideology. When Trent Lott was raked over the coals for praising Strom Thurmond the entire media establishment had a collective orgasm but dare point out the "Conscience of the Senate" democrat Robert Bird was the Grand Kleagle of the KKK, all you will hear are crickets chirping.
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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Freedom Day!

This last month has been one of the longest, grueling and utterly a waste of time. But what the heck I got paid for doing as little as possible and didn't get called on the carpet for it. After getting notified 90% of our programming staff was having their positions reduced. Neat term huh? Reduced. Sounds like something out of the movie Logan's Run. The words' true meaning is this context is we've sent all these nice high wage jobs to India where we can hire 4 people for the same price without having to pay benny's.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Homerisms, actually a Margism


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Just was watching a Simpson's episode where Homer decides to become an inventor. One of his inventions was a shot gun make-up dispenser. He ends up firing a point blank shot at Marge's face creating, well its hard to describe until Marge pipes up and says. "Homer, you got it set on Whore." I couldn't help myself. I just about pissed my pants for some reason. I guess you have to see the show and be bent like me.
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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Dr. Sanity: Narcissism and Society - Part II

Dr. Sanity: Narcissism and Society - Part II: "Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.'"
This is quite interesting. I've never deleved into the pyschology of party affiliation but this was quite a read.
Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
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Saturday, April 16, 2005

Mark Twain Quotes


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I was just surfing around waiting for breakfast to finish cooking when I found a page compiling quotes from Mark Twain. Some of my favorites.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Historic Darwin Award winners


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Darwin Awards: 1994 Darwin Awards
You just never know.
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Friday, April 15, 2005

The Eight Dwarves


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We've all seen this during our lifetime. You're driving down the road and you'll see the crews working on some public works project be it the gas company, cable company, dept of transportation workers etc. Have you ever noticed there are always 6 or seven of these guys standing around with shovels looking at the one guy in the hole. He's the only one doing any work. Well I have picture proof. First you've got 2 of them futzing by the lip, one flanking them on either side as well as one driving the tractor. At the right and left edges you can barely makeout 2 more dwarfs. That EIGHT workers to unearth 8 inches of soil in a 4 X 4 area. You wonder why our utility and cable bills are outrageous.
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