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Friday, May 06, 2005

Theorem on Salary....

I was just playing one of my favorite activities when I'm bored it's called "next blog". It's an easy game to play and I'm positive I'm not the only one playing it. All you have to do is click on the "next blog" button provided you use blogger. I'm not sure if I should be worried about what I find or worried about the people who have time to find it out.


Theorem on Salary....
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and
scientists never earn
as much salary as business executives ,salespeople &
Management guys This
theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
equation based on the
following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)

Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)

Postulate 3:
(as every engineer knows):
Power =Work/Time

It therefore follows:

Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,

we have:

Knowledge =Work / Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work/Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches Zero,

Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of
Work done.

Conclusion 1:

The Less you Know, the More you Make.

Conclusion 2:

This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more.
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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Herbal Pert

I always thought Herbal Pert was a shampoo but evidently he's some guy that plays a Trumpet. Herb Alpert. Jimminy Crickets I'm dense.

Herb Alpert Posted by Hello

Herbal Pert Posted by Hello
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Testaclese - The Big Happy Penis

Testaclese - The Big Happy Penis
Anytime I see people standing up to all this PC nonsense, I get that happy feeling deep in my soul. God I hate PC. Blacks call each other the N word all the time but if I call somebody the N word. I'm toast. My life would be ruined. Speech at one time used to be free but I'm afraid it's only free to those who follow the strict PC ideology. When Trent Lott was raked over the coals for praising Strom Thurmond the entire media establishment had a collective orgasm but dare point out the "Conscience of the Senate" democrat Robert Bird was the Grand Kleagle of the KKK, all you will hear are crickets chirping.
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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Freedom Day!

This last month has been one of the longest, grueling and utterly a waste of time. But what the heck I got paid for doing as little as possible and didn't get called on the carpet for it. After getting notified 90% of our programming staff was having their positions reduced. Neat term huh? Reduced. Sounds like something out of the movie Logan's Run. The words' true meaning is this context is we've sent all these nice high wage jobs to India where we can hire 4 people for the same price without having to pay benny's.

mmmm...beer Posted by Hello
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